Unpresidented

Weird times, my friends. Weird times indeed.

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There are a number of articles online that present “evidence” that Traitor Tot and the Space Nazi rigged the 2024 election. While I would love nothing more than to for this to be true so we can watch Donny Diaperstain perp walk off the grounds of the People’s House, it brings up one very important question:

Then what?

Let’s say, just for the sake of argument, that there is actual evidence that is proven in a court of law that the 2024 election was rigged in favor of the Republican ticket. Would Trump no longer be President? Seems likely that AT LEAST that much would be true. But would he then be prosecuted, surrounded by a cabinet sworn to fealty, not to the sanctity of the Constitution? Then again, what would become of the Cabinet of Scum and Villainy? Might they also be facing penalty for their role in the coup and the subsequent damage to the country?

How quickly could the keys to the Oval Office be turned over to Kamala Harris and Tim Walz? And what of all of these executive orders that Trump used to decimate the federal workforce and pillage social safety nets for the elderly and veterans? Would those be reversed? Would anyone who was illegally terminated under the orange sewer clown even consider returning?

What about the Lincoln Center? Would it be entirely divorced from the Trump organization and influence? What about the J6 pardons? Would the pardon still be valid given the invalidity of the pardoner? Would we - COULD we - round up the J6 and ICE goons (same people, I know) and get them either back behind bars or, just spit-ballin’, maybe sent off to an El Salvadoran gulag?

Could we get this kangaroo case against Kilmar Abrego Garcia finally thrown out once and for all? Can we get ALL of the innocents that have been deported returned and deport all the asshats who cheered for the cruelty?

And what about KKKaroline Leavitt? Can she be tried for perjury and locked up for a long, long time until her hair returns to it’s dirty dishwater color and her plastic nose melts off her face for all the lies she’s told and the utter disrespect she has demonstrated to the American press and people? Can her child be removed for abuse and placed in a foster home with a caring same-sex or trans couple? (Wouldn’t that just be DELICIOUS?)

(Personal note to KKKaroline: Your nose job is gender affirming care, you hateful, vapid, shitweasel.)

And what about Canada, Greenland, Gaza, Panama, and <shudder/> Iran? Could the relationships that have been destroyed under the Turd Reich be restored, if even in part? And Russia? Can we PLEASE go back to a time when Putin’s ass was to be kicked, not kissed?

Finally, what should be done with the sycophant Republican elect who have abdicated their role in governance to the Melon Felon and have rubber stamped every cruel thing he’s done? Nine years ago, Little Miss Lindsey had this to say:

Rings oddly prescient, doesn’t it?

Fact is, if there is even an iota of truth to these allegations, it should destroy the party. Of course, it won’t, as too many folks have camped so far up the diaper-stained ass that they can’t tell shit from sunshine. But fealty to a traitor itself is a traitorous act, and as such is worthy of extraordinary levels of prosecution.

Time will tell if there’s any merit to the claims. Regardless, cholesterol may become a bigger player in the collapse of the Reich before any of this is proven or even sufficiently pursued in the courts. Until then, we live in both unprecedented and unpresidented times. America has had some terrible leaders in the past, but this may be the first time the nation is entirely without an adult anywhere near the levers of power.